JOKE - painting the house

Scott Virt Theme Parks (theme@netcom.com)
Mon, 10 Apr 1995 04:50:20 -0700 (PDT)

My Dad and I were working on painting the house on Sunday
and getting the tip of the chimney required creating an
extended roller stick, made by tying together two rake
handles.

My Dad said afterwards, "You know, your Dad is pretty
good at engineering paint roller extensions."

I said, "Yah, you know, I could probably design one of
those in VRML."

Dad: "You could probably paint the whole house using VRML."

Me: "You bet, just one Material emissivecolor command!"

Adrian

P.S. and of course the bad joke that applies to any word
ending in an -er sound, "Separator? I don't even know 'er."

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Adrian Scott, Ph.D. (scotta@rpi.edu)
Scott Virtual Theme Parks, theme@netcom.com
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